Category Archives: Shenanigans

Where random comes to wreak havoc on my life in the form of others.

The Company

So I had THE craziest dream ever!     Like ever, ever.       The dream itself is set up as if I was watching myself and I was an active part of the situation. It’s literally like I’m … Continue reading

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The National Food Of Condolence

Oh heyyy, Readers, heyyyyy.  I know it’s been like a year, or something, since the last time I posted – sorry about that.  I’ve been trying to deal with my shit (finally got that therapist!).   However, the Ubiquitously Omniscient … Continue reading

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Guest Blog Post: iPods, Craigslist & The Biebs

Hello Mean-ions. I’ve outsourced again! I am actually working on a post, but my lovely cousin, The Primadonna, had a quick story she wanted to share. I thought it was quite hilarious and it’s clear, to me, that the talent for falling … Continue reading

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iHate Patrón…

Let me tell y’all this about my ridiculous Saturday night. I have to tell it to you the way I remember it – in flashes. Here are the lessons I learned from this adventure because you, apparently, can never learn enough lessons. … Continue reading

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Biscuit Burning Chronicles – 3

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::sigh::   It pains me to write this.   It really does.     ::dramatic pause::     This week’s B.B.C. is about…Apple.   ::wails:: I KNOOOOW. I KNOW. I am simultaneously shaking and hanging my head in shame. However, … Continue reading

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Biscuit Burning Chronicles – 2

Biscuit Burning Chronicles: Take II   Aaaaannnnnnnd…ACTION!     Ok so, I am currently unemployed.   Yes.   Again.   Trust me. One of my friends is probably praying to all the Ubiquitously Omniscient celestial beings for something to come … Continue reading

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Biscuit Burning Chronicles – 1

I’m starting a new thing. I need to write more often, but there is no way I can keep up with writing 3,000+ words every few days. So I’m gonna write the “Biscuit Burning Chronicles” to get out, one thing … Continue reading

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